The Official Samurai History Moderator Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Samurai Moderators , REAL SAMURAI HISTORY MODERATORS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Kewl_Sammyrai and I can't stop thinking about Real Samurai History Moderators.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Samurai History Moderators are mammals.

2.    Samurai History Moderators moderate groups ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Samurai History Moderators is to flip out and ban people.

Weapons and gear:

'Ban Member' button

The Koyo Gunkan

Sawaguchi Yasuko

Testimonial:

Samurai History Moderators can ban anyone they want!  Samurai History Moderators ban people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  They are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that a Samurai History Moderator was moderating a group.  And when some dude asked who would win in a fight, a Samurai or a Ninja, the Samurai History Moderator banned the whole group.  My friend ninajman2000 said that he saw a Samurai History Moderator totally ban some newbie just because he put an 's' on the end of 'ninja'.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Samurai History Moderators have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will ban your dumb butt!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Samurai History Moderators are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  They are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Samurai History Moderators are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to join the Samurai History group.  I love Samurai History Moderators with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Samurai History Moderators?

A: Samurai History Moderators are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, they are very picky and precise.

Q: I heard that Samurai History Moderators are always cruel or mean.  What's thier problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other moderators, Samurai History Moderators can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do Samurai History Moderators do when they're not banning people or flipping out?

A: Most of thier free time is spent watching Samurai jidaigeki or clicking the 'approve message' button.  (Ask kewl_kenshin78575 if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Kewl_Kenshin78575 posting to a Samurai History group.

He's been a member for three weeks and hasn't been banned yet,

which is bragable.

Samurai History group: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/samuraihistory